Top Five Reasons Why Darth Debt Is The Sith Lord:
5. He remains hidden, undetectable, until his influence has infected the whole body in a deadly manner (financial debt contagion – US and Europe)
4. He makes you a mindless slave as long as he is your master. There are always two: The master (debt) and the apprentice (reckless government fiscal spending and leadership). Inevitably the rebels revolt (Greece, Italy, etc).
3. He promises to give you all of what you want (welfare, out of control spending), but he takes away what you need to survive (responsibility, fiscal sustainability).
2. He causes the government body to motion for Votes of No Confidence (Greece, Italy). Once the Sith Lord has control, he is almost impossible to defeat and his existence threatens unity in the state.
1. The only way to have financial peace is to kill both him AND his apprentice completely (100% haircut and a balanced budget would probably get rid of them in Greece)!
He and his apprentice will probably pop up again in Italy, Portugal, Ireland, Spain, etc, though…
and the rebel fight continues…
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